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   Things you should know about sharks

   ohyeahfacts:

   faultywiring:

   • Shark skeletons are made of cartilage, which is more flexible than bone, which a shark will use to tear you into pieces.
   • Shark skin is very hard and sharp, meaning that they’re so badass, touching them will hurt you.
   • Most fish wiggle to swim. Sharks are too cool for that, they glide.
   • Most fish have one pair of gills; sharks have five to seven, because that’s how much oxygen they need to be that badass.
   • The jaws of a shark are the most powerful on Earth. The entire effing Earth.
   • Sharks have very enhanced senses, and can hear, smell and feel everything in the water around them. If you step foot into the water, THEY WILL KNOW.
   • Sharks have a lifetime supply of teeth. They’re so intense, THEY DON’T NEED A DENTAL PLAN.
   • What’s more badass than the fact that there’s very little a shark can’t eat? THEY. DON’T. CHEW.
     
   • Shark eggs are tough, leathery, and rectangular, or shaped like spirals and screws. They look badass before they were even born.

   BE A SHARK, DAMMIT.
   

   This is from the Shark vs Kitty debate last year, but I think it needs to be posted again for Shark Week.

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      They’re also resistant...cancer. Just sayin’

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       Shark skeletons are made of cartilage, which is more flexible than bone, which a shark will use to tear you into pieces....

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       Rectangular eggs, lolz!

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